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Because, Why not?

  

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sosa-parks:

During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

I think I would be okay with this.

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arachnids8rip:

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

and the award for unexpected turns goes to

(Source: zerogoukki, via pizza)

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rockerfox999:

kevinburnsred:

nicolascagesempai:

stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

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(via buttergin)

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styleselection:

Untitled #1362 by im-emma featuring leather shoes

but where are the pants
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brainwashedbythemainstream:

SOMETIMES I FEEL SAD ABOUT BEING FRIEND ZONED

But then I’m just really waiting for Diego to notice me. 

I seriously just read this as being FROM Dora the Explorer TO Diego

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killingbambi:

oddio
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jimmyneuteredtron:

fangartist:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

alienaelizabeth:

drunkaster:

harrys so cute i want 7

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its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles

Slow clap for the HP fandom

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riddlemehiddleston:

riddlemehiddleston:

I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER

DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED 

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thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey

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troyesivan:

lucas is giving me anxiety
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thechosimbaone:

Kiss kiss fall in love
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kyonsama:

kyonsama:

kyonsama:

From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code

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You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops

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