*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
A message to moms from a tiny President.
Papua New Guinea’s Sing Sing Festival.
I want to go.
That guy in the back with the yellow shirt is my favorite.
He’s just rockin his fine-ass self.
eridans-choice-seadwweller-bling:
Love, freedom and intelligence…
True Story.
Love, time, Honesty
Love, Lust, money
Do, Me, Win
love, money, intelligence
Experience, humour, and honesty.
I was thiiiis close to wanting a mansion. Thiiiis close.
Thiiis is close!!
(Source: im-tony-stark)
reblog if your url is your name in real life
if these urls are really their names I swear….
(Source: circumcisions)
OKAY SO IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS NOW A THIRD VIDEO CIRCULATING WITH THE VIRUS
DO NOT CLICK ANY VIDEOS YOU GET THAT LOOK LIKE THIS, HAVE THE MAN WITH THE PIG MASK, OR THE GIRL ON THE BED
ALL THREE OF THESE ARE VIRUSES
DELETE THEM AS SOON AS YOU CAN
DO NOT TRUST ANY VIDEO YOU GET IN SUBMISSION
I GOT ONE AND I WOULD’VE WATCHED IT IF I HADN’T SEEN THIS POST, SPREAD THE WORD
What goes on inside a Pokeball?
See, the first time you locked the bathroom door your heart was so heavy
it took me twenty tries and a crowbar to lift it, and even then
it left bruises on my palms so big an elephant would pale in comparison.
When you were in the bathtub, practicing your drowning skills,
the cool porcelain…
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